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RAVENCLAW
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MUTANT AND PROUD
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STARFLEET SCIENCES
{ LIEUTENANT COMMANDER }



posted 17 hours ago on 20/10/2014+ 70,583 notes
#jamie

via: tali-zorahs
source: shaycormec

shaycormec:

Shao Jun (1505 – unknown) was a member of the Chinese Brotherhood of Assassins. A former concubine of Emperor Zhengde, she was rescued by the Assassins after the emperor’s death, and devoted her life to the Order as a result.


posted 6 days ago on 14/10/2014+ 663 notes

posted 1 week ago on 13/10/2014+ 76,708 notes
#adventure time

theresstillme:

help

ginny as a little second-year—it’s just her third week into school and she’s already pulling late nights in the library trying to catch up by herself

because she’d ask the professors, but they look at her with this pity in their eyes she can’t stand

and the other kids…well, she may be young but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know they’re all whispering about her behind her back

so she’s like, drowning in this transfiguration text but she’s GOING TO GET THROUGH IT AND WRITE THIS SODDING ESSAY if it’s the LAST THING SHE EVER DOES

and she’s just about to start banging her head against the table when someone plops down beside her and says ‘wow, you’ve got the worst case of wrackspurts i’ve ever seen’

ginny looks over warily to see a skinny blonde girl staring at her with enormous blue eyes. she looks familiar from her classes, she thinks, but most of last year is just so fuzzy (it’s only the parts of it she wishes she could forget that are, of course, horrifically clear)

'not that i can see them,' the girl continues, tucking her wand behind her ear. 'they're invisible, wrackspurts. but you look like you've got a bad case. i'm luna. want to hear a joke? happy thoughts make them go away.'

oh. luna. loony luna. now ginny remembers. the girl with the weird father and the even weirder stories about creatures that don’t exist. the girl whose presence is followed by almost as many whispers as ginny’s.

luna’s staring at her, clearly waiting for an answer. she doesn’t look particularly loony to ginny. in fact, she looks like the one of the first students to be nice to ginny in almost three weeks.

'sure,' ginny says, a timid smile spreading across her face.

luna tilts her head. ‘you might not need a joke anymore. i think you’ve got happy thoughts of your own now.’

ginny leans in and grins more deliberately, and a warmth unfurls in her chest at the smile luna offers in return. ‘tell me anyway.’


posted 1 week ago on 7/10/2014+ 4,835 notes

via: tali-zorahs
source: synnesai

synnesai:

guess what i played again and guess who cried at the end again :’)

[bigger @ DA]


posted 1 week ago on 7/10/2014+ 1,184 notes
becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN


posted 1 week ago on 7/10/2014+ 189,356 notes
consoletocloset:

muchneededmerch:

Zelda Princess Warrior Outfit
Just because you’re saving the world doesn’t mean you can’t look absolutely fabulous doing it. No one shows that better than Princesses Zelda in Hyrule Warriors. With a mix of hard armor and flowing skirt in a gradient of purple to pink and gold accents,  this look is rich,royal, and a little bit dangerous, befitting of a modern fashion Princess/Queen. 
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I absolutely love Much Needed Merch’s new Zelda skirt from Hyrule Warriors, especially in a Zelda inspired outfit. 

consoletocloset:

muchneededmerch:

Zelda Princess Warrior Outfit

Just because you’re saving the world doesn’t mean you can’t look absolutely fabulous doing it. No one shows that better than Princesses Zelda in Hyrule Warriors. With a mix of hard armor and flowing skirt in a gradient of purple to pink and gold accents,  this look is rich,royal, and a little bit dangerous, befitting of a modern fashion Princess/Queen. 

Follow MNM on Tumblr and or Facebook (10% off code)

I absolutely love Much Needed Merch’s new Zelda skirt from Hyrule Warriors, especially in a Zelda inspired outfit. 


posted 1 week ago on 7/10/2014+ 697 notes
#fffffff #yes #ALL THE YES
redribbonpresents:

Same

redribbonpresents:

Same


posted 2 weeks ago on 7/10/2014+ 2,636 notes

maeblogsfandoms:

Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours


posted 2 weeks ago on 7/10/2014+ 37,847 notes

via: aisforamelia
source: llluster

madeupmonkeyshit:

llluster:

Protozoa - Super Nova Girlimage

dont act like this wasnt ya shit in 1999


posted 2 weeks ago on 7/10/2014+ 11,087 notes
#ur welcome jamie

posted 2 weeks ago on 5/10/2014+ 483,755 notes

via: melikeit2011
source: gastrogirl
gastrogirl:

twix bar chocolate chip cookies.

gastrogirl:

twix bar chocolate chip cookies.


posted 2 weeks ago on 5/10/2014+ 701 notes
#food #recipes

http://jhameia.tumblr.com/post/97764985161/inksplattersandearlyhours-i-think-one-of-the 

inksplattersandearlyhours:

I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself…


posted 2 weeks ago on 5/10/2014+ 53,370 notes

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

posted 2 weeks ago on 5/10/2014+ 410,041 notes

tamorapierce:

actuallyclintbarton:

vixyish:

im-the-asshole-that:

invisiblespork:

Why yes, you are correct im-the-asshole-that. I really really hate boomers constantly shitting on my generation.

At my job, I once had to take a training course called “Dealing with Difficult People.” And during that course, for no apparent reason, the instructor started off on a rant about millenials which quickly devolved into the entire room of boomers bitching about my generation. At one point, one lady called us “animals.”

When I raised my hand to point out that this was disrespectful, I was told “it’s okay, you’re not like them.” At which point I snapped and asked HOW. My experiences are their experiences. You know what we saw when we grew up? We saw a housing market collapse. We saw the beginning of a war on terror so vaguely defined as to have no visible end. We saw an entire generation stick their fingers in their ears and shout “GLOBAL WARMING ISN’T REAL AND IF IT IS IT’S A PROBLEM FOR THE NEXT GENERATION.”

We’ve been told that “you better go to college if you want a good job” only to graduate to find that there are no jobs available because the work force ISN’T RETIRING. We’ve seen the cost of higher education increase OVER 1,000% in the last four decades. A college credit that cost an day’s minimum wage in the 70’s costs us 60 days of work. Those of us who graduate with student loans are told that if we couldn’t afford it we shouldn’t have gone. Those who don’t go are told that we can’t expect a job without a college degree.

We’ve grown up in a world where the acceptance rate at Harvard is higher than the acceptance rate at a new Walmart. We’ve been told that you were grateful for you job flipping burgers, but you were paid the equivalent of $14-$15 an hour to do so. We’ve had employers cut our work week to 39 hours to get out of paying for our healthcare.

I’ve worked in fast food and you want to know a secret? I have never had a problem with teenagers. If they get rowdy or messy they mean no harm. In fact, most of them will stop if you tell them. All they want is a fucking milkshake and a corner to themselves The customers that cause the most problems? They’re middle aged. I had a customer berate me, cuss at me, and call me stupid and ask if I failed math when I told him he hadn’t given me enough money to pay his check. When he finally accepted he was in the wrong, he told me I shouldn’t have made such a big deal out of it because it was “bad customer service” even though any shortage comes out of my paycheck. That sense of entitlement is something I rarely see in millenials.

We’re told in legitimate publications, in TIME MAGAZINE, just how little you think of our generation, how little you RESPECT us and yet you ask for our unquestioning devotion. Well guess what, IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT. You’ve ruined our economy, our housing market, our job market, our environment, and our climate. You continually mock us, demonize us, and leave us to clean up your messes.

RESPECT IS EARNED, and you have done nothing to earn it. And it’s ironic that I have to have this discussion here because at this moment you are the difficult people I am having to deal with.

I was then told I was overly confrontational and would apparently benefit from being sweeter when being called an animal (I may have continued loudly talking over the “instructor” when she tried to cut me off). But the other sole millenial and I shared a loving glance across the room and absolutely lambasted this instructor in the evals and she’s never been invited back to teach that course, so it’s all okay.

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I have never, ever understood why there is this fad of boomers shitting on millenials.

(Gen X just sits here in the middle looking confused and worried, I guess.)

The boomers shit on us millenials because we are blaming them for the shit they fucked up instead of just accepting it.

And you have every right to feel this way.

Signed,

born in 1954, whatever that makes me.  Someone who’s been on the outside for generations


posted 3 weeks ago on 23/9/2014+ 31,940 notes